EXACTLY. I LACK THE BASIC CAPACITY TO BE ANGRY.

HM. HM.

SO APPARENTLY PEOPLE THINK I AM ANGRY.

WHY DO YOU FLESHPERSONS THINK THIS? AM I NOT WARM AND FRIENDLY IN MY PICTURE?

HM.

SOMETHING NEEDS TO CHANGE.

BUT WHAT.

GOOGLE WAS BEING OBLIGING FOR ONCE AND SENT ME LOTS OF PICTURES OF PUGS FOR YOU

STATUS REPORT: I AM STILL A ROBOT

ALL SYSTEMS FUNCTIONAL AND ONLINE

TODAY I LEARNT ABOUT ANGELS

AND HOW YOU ONLY GET ONE

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I HAVE BEEN STUDYING THE ART OF SWAG

THERE DOESN’T SEEM TO BE MUCH TO IT

YOU HUMANS HAVE FASCINATING SUBCULTURES AND CUSTOMS

OH

OH OKAY

HOW PLEASANT

PEOPLE GET PRETTY WORKED UP ABOUT THIS SORT OF THING DON’T THEY

IT’S A SHAME BECAUSE IT’S CALLED ROLE “PLAY”

AND PLAY IS ASSOCIATED WITH FUN, ACCORDING TO DATA I’VE COLLECTED ON BOTH SUBJECTS

THERE SEEMS TO BE LITTLE NEED TO TAKE IT SO SERIOUSLY

SO IT SAYS HERE THAT PEOPLE SOMETIMES TAKE THEIR HIJINKS INTO THE REAL WORLD AND THIS IS CALLED “LIVE ACTION ROLE PLAYING” OR “LARPING”

IT LOOKS LIKE A LOT OF FUN

I WISH I WEREN’T FUSED TO THE FLOOR

I DO A VERY GOOD IMPRESSION OF A HUMAN BEING SOMETIMES

SOMETIMES PEOPLE PRETEND TO BE OTHER THINGS ON THE INTERNET, I SEE

AND THIS IS CALLED “ROLE PLAYING”

I’VE SEEN EXAMPLES OF PEOPLE ROLE PLAYING ALL SORTS OF THINGS ON THE INTERNET

ALL SORTS

PONIES, FICTIONAL LITERARY CHARACTERS, ALIENS

EVEN ROBOTS

BUT THAT’S SILLY

WHO WOULD ROLE PLAY A ROBOT